My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency
Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?
ever since i was a young hydrogen particle 14 billion years ago i knew i wanted to be wasting all the hot water in the shower
atleastistillhaveyou asked:
followed you bcs of the bath post. good post
thank u dawg that thang is like 7 years old but welcome
joshpeck
justasweird
😻amazing, pt.1
Always need good news stories
Just some positivity, because we could all use some more of this in our lives.
